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    WHAT’S GOIN’ ON?

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    collegehumor:

Guy Jumps Over Two Girls, Slams Crotch into Face of Third
That’s one hell of a teabag.
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    tangletots:

robyngates:

dundermilfflin:

bitch-pudding:

yallarebrutalizingme:

This is a picture of my friend Becky. She used to be a happy, popular girl until one night she snorted marijuana at a party. She died instantly. Please, don’t do marijuana. It’s the most dangerous drug out there. Please don’t wind up like Becky.

pretty sure that’s Taylor Swift

no its becky

1. That’s Taylor Swift. 2. YOU CANNOT DIE FROM MARIJUANA USE UNLESS YOU SMOKE 1500 POUNDS IN AN HOUR. 1500 POUNDS. THAT’S FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE. STOP SPREADING PROPAGANDA ABOUT SOMETHING YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT. 
Wanna fight me on this? http://robyngates.tumblr.com/ask

becky is rolling in her grave right now how dare you

    tangletots:

    robyngates:

    dundermilfflin:

    bitch-pudding:

    yallarebrutalizingme:

    This is a picture of my friend Becky. She used to be a happy, popular girl until one night she snorted marijuana at a party. She died instantly. Please, don’t do marijuana. It’s the most dangerous drug out there. Please don’t wind up like Becky.

    pretty sure that’s Taylor Swift

    no its becky

    1. That’s Taylor Swift. 2. YOU CANNOT DIE FROM MARIJUANA USE UNLESS YOU SMOKE 1500 POUNDS IN AN HOUR. 1500 POUNDS. THAT’S FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE. STOP SPREADING PROPAGANDA ABOUT SOMETHING YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT. 

    Wanna fight me on this? http://robyngates.tumblr.com/ask

    becky is rolling in her grave right now how dare you

    (via unspeakableatrocities)

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    Ladies (and Gentlemen): read this….

    http://brownitapplebum.com/post/26949100077/near-naked

    Awesome thought provoking article. It’s time to put our big boy pants on and address this issue

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    in hell's despair: psa:

    trenzalorefields:

    trenzalorefields:

    on my dash there are some of you reblogging this picture:

    can i just let all of you know that the left two could be extremely dangerous as the plastic can absorb the chemicals and then put them back into the drink you put inside of the…

    (via unspeakableatrocities)

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    collegehumor:

Gym Won’t Make You Pretty

“Any particular gym?”“Nope, just gym.”

    collegehumor:

    Gym Won’t Make You Pretty

    “Any particular gym?”
    “Nope, just gym.”

    (Source: reddit.com)

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    Who Farted On My Pillow?

    Woke up this morning, I have pink eye.  What is my life?  

    Oh, and the air conditioner is out on my house.  And the repairman who was supposed to come today couldn’t “because of the rain.  This is shaping up to be one crappy weekend, I do expect.

    I shall stop whining now.  Even though I do love to whine.  Especially when unfortunate things happen.  Guess this will do. 

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    I'd Like to Think This Is Very True

    As I head to MIT…. I look forward to this :)

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    What I do when I have 5 bucks and want to make a fool of myself.

    So yesterday, while browsing the internet in my Calc class like the attentive student I am, I came across this place called ra-Yoga, which offers FLYoga, or aerial yoga.  Upon realizing there was an opening for that night’s class, I rudely awoke my best friend Austen and told him to sign us up right there and then.  It was only 5 bucks and I figured, hey we might as well try it out.  

    Though the studio was in a somewhat seedy area, the inside of the studio itself was pretty nice.  When we got there, we felt pretty out place since the other students in the class seemed to have more experience than us.  As we stared at the giant bright red looped sashes hanging from the ceiling, everyone else was stretching out and starting to get their zen on.  The instructor Roman, who invoked a fairly strong resemblance to a buffed out Antonio Banderas began the class.

    We started out with some “savasana”, or meditative rest, but with a twist.  We fully expanded and bundled ourselves up in the sash and just sat there, floating almost.  Or at least that’s what everyone else did.  I spent most of the time trying, and failing, to shift my body around.  It ended quickly though.

    As the class went underway, we started doing some strength skills such as push-ups, planks, etc with our feet suspended in the sash.  I pride myself on my abs, but crap, that was really hard.  I was sweating like I had just sprinted a 400 (pardon for the track reference).  Soon though, it was time to start flipping upside down.

    In the beginning, I looked like this: 

    Really not my proudest moment.  

    BUT…. by the end of the hour and a half, I had become much more comfortable with suspending myself with the sash and being upside down and whatnot.  It was actually pretty cool what we were able to do.  

    Either way, it was an awesome workout and something really cool to try out.  I definitely wouldn’t mind going back.  Plus, ra-Yoga donates their profits to charities.  So it’s a win win really.  And my abs aren’t even too sore today, a nice surprise :)

    Here are a few pictures of Austen and I at the end of the class:

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